Stupid Advice people, I understand that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But what should I do if I have two birds in my hand and there’s a squirrel in the bush? Please answer quickly as this is happening to me right now. I typed this on my phone with one hand and I’m very scared of squirrels.
Geoff:
This is a simple question of economics. The value of any … Read More »
Ok Stupid Advice team, Manscaping. I’ve never had to do it before but my girlfriend keeps asking me about it. Can you help a brother out?
Geoff:
At the dawn of time, man and beast were both covered in hair. Then man started to do things like make fire, build houses and use computers (mostly to create moderen day cave drawings of our penises on our people’s facebook walls). Through the time between making fire … Read More »
My girlfriend is very attractive; if she farted in a mason jar, would anybody buy it?-Anonymous
Geoff:
These are the kinds of questions that the Your Stupid Advice team lives for. You, gentle reader, are sitting at home and you have an idea, maybe even a stroke of genius. What do you do with it? How do you even know it’s a brilliant idea? You came to the right place!
The simple answer, of … Read More »
My boyfriend and I do this thing where we dry hump while he’s wearing a condom so it’s an easy clean-up and so we don’t have to worry about the “pre.” I never take my pants off. However, the other day, the condom broke while at climax.. We cleaned it up immediately but I’m still worried I could somehow be pregnant. I am on birth control but I just want to see if anyone has … Read More »
It’s a tattoo of his name and I have it on my hip bone. My pants cover it though, and I never thought about how I’d show it to him. I mean, I’d be embarrassed to take my pants off..
Geoff:
Wow, is this ever a good question. Who hasn’t struggled with the old “I tattooed my boyfriend’s name to my hip without him knowing it and I’m not even comfortable enough to take my … Read More »
There seems to be some confusion these days about what a mental illness is and how to play the dating game should you have one of these abnormalities. Every day something new is added to the list of mental illness, which now includes Bibliomania (collection of useless books), Circadian rhythm sleep disorder (unable to maintain a normal sleep schedule), and my personal favorite, Ganser syndrome (getting answers wrong or doing things wrong, which was called ‘stupidity’ when I … Read More »
Originally published at yourstupidadvice.wordpress.com
Hi Crack pot team, any thoughts on how Yahoo is to stay in business on account of the fact that I have never heard anyone say “just Yahoo it”?
- Jason
Geoff:
This doesn’t really fit our model for personal advice questions so I have to interpret this as you sit on the board of directors of Yahoo and you need our expert advice on how to become a larger competitor … Read More »
Originally published at yourstupidadvice.wordpress.com
Any advice on how to buy the best flashlight?
Geoff:
I’ve been thinking a lot about cats recently. I mean, how cool are they? They are the vampires of the pet-animal kingdom, with all the style, smoothness and seemingly infinite life span. They appear wherever they want, jump 10 times their standing height and can peer to the very depths of your soul. They are also self-sufficient for the most part, … Read More »
