After 35 years of being on this planet, I have to admit that I’ve never been able to have a healthy, mature relationship with any cat. It’s not that I don’t want to. I like cats, but at the end of the day they really are a bunch of furry, little assholes.
I tried to make peace with them when I was younger. I figured, we don’t have to be friends…but we also don’t have … Read More »
Anyone who has a website is going to get spam comments. It’s just part of the deal. We have sophisticated spam blocking software that moves all of those canned, processed messages over to their own little folder. That folder eventually disappears into the internet ether. It’s a closed system.
I guess I do things a little differently than most people. I always check my spam folders because some days there are really awesome comments in there. Yeah, some … Read More »
On our way home from the gym, my wife and I had to stop at the grocery store to pick up some food-oriented stuff for her tasty vegan pizza. We brought our basket-o-dinner up to the front to check out and met our cashier, Jose Alvarez.
Jose was apparently our new friend. I base this assumption on the fact that the first thing he said to us was that his uncle, who was a retired … Read More »
Last night I was out partying like a 35-year-old rock star, and I didn’t get to sleep until very late. I ended up taking a four hour nap this afternoon and, upon waking up, I found myself in a really bad mood. I figured it’s a good time to write about some things I dislike with a passion.
Here they are, in no particular order.
People who use the word ‘hate’.
You might have noticed … Read More »
I’m not ashamed to admit it: there was a time when I would star every tweet in my stream that wasn’t a link or an @reply in order to get reciprocal stars. Sometimes…hell, even most of the time, I wouldn’t even read the tweet. Yeah, I had a list of people that I actually thought were funny and I read all of their stuff, but there were a lot of people that I starred and followed simply … Read More »
I believe people in love should be able to marry each other. With California’s Prop 8 recently ruled to be unconstitutional, we are one step closer to making this happen. Anyone that feels that this right is unacceptable should be deported to a place where the majority of the people agree with them, like Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan. There they can use their oppressive powers in whatever way they can get away with. If they happen to be a … Read More »
Women have a difficult existence, and I respect them deeply for the things that they have to put up with on a daily basis. From issues like pregnancy, wild hormone swings, and periods all the way through shaved legs, looking cute/hot/mature, and not wearing the same dress as “that bitch” to the party, women have a lot to think about. Every morning when I wake up, I thank the universe that I was born with a penis.… Read More »
This is a follow up article to my last post about four things that change after you have sex with him for the first time, which can be read here.
As I have stated before, I have not dated in a long, long time. It’s been over 10 years and I have no regrets about the choices I’ve made. Even though I’ve been out of the game, I know enough people that are in … Read More »
